Not a Real Bike

A blog about fake bikes in San Francisco. Get a real bike, bro.

yimenz asked: what is your fucking problem with the fixies

why do you hate jokes so much?

alohaitsdom asked: Why are fixed gear bikes fake to you?
Is it because they have no brakes?

Are you actually reading this blog?

Tell me someone is getting the joke here.

Hey guysh! Wait up!

Hey guysh! Wait up!

Can’t two guys just hang out together?

Can’t two guys just hang out together?

Spotted in SOMA. Dude was leaning against the building, pretending not to care. About anything.

Spotted in SOMA. Dude was leaning against the building, pretending not to care. About anything.

Even FFFFOUND is confused when it comes to real bikes.

Even FFFFOUND is confused when it comes to real bikes.

Nice bike, sorry about your penis.

Nice bike, sorry about your penis.

Haters gunna hate.
Jeff Goldblum ain’t.

Haters gunna hate.

Jeff Goldblum ain’t.